Rant

This one was one of my personal favourites because like any girl, you can rant on and on about how complicated guys are. I took my bucket list on; "Ten things a guy shouldn't do on a first date", and turned it into a rant because it is a personal topic, and I have a lot to say about. I don't mean to offend the opposite sex at all, and i'm sure not all guys are like that, but I speak for those girls that have been through those situations, and want to warn the rest. I enjoyed writing this rant because it felt like I could be as real as I wanted, and that if any girl or guy would read it, that they would actually learn and be aware of the things that do happen. I tried not to sugar coat anything because face it, this is reality, and these things do happen. I really hope you enjoy the small indirect humour, as well as the ugly truth we all wish to hide behind. 


This is why guys think we are complicated? 

I’m not going to lie, but every girl has a list or an idea of how the “perfect: guy should; look like, hear like, and be. We have this image in our head in which we hope that he’s got this charming personality. One of the things that really annoys me, but I’m sure a lot of other girls agree, is when we are talking to a guy, and we see his eyes wandering at some girl that just passed by us! It is so rude and embarrassing because you feel like you’re not interested in us at all, and you’re just there to pass time. If you find her more attractive to stare at, then go walk after her and leave us alone. Honestly, I don’t think we’d find it offensively, it would be out of respect that you be honest about your interests. 

Occasionally the whole “ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend” story comes up, and sadly you can’t avoid it because then you get that vibe that something smells fishy, right? So just how you guys don’t like us talking about how wonderful our ex boyfriends were, or how much of an idiot the last one was, we don’t like it either, in fact, we hate it. We hate being compared, judged or checked out by a guy, so he has something to comment about. We aren’t your ex, and if you really miss her go and get her back. One key idea that men fail at is; keeping your eyes on her. Yes, she may have big breasts, and a nice ass, but honestly it’s so disrespectful for us to catch you staring at us because of our features. Once we do catch you, we know that you’re in it for the sex and not for the conversation. It just kind of reminds us of the great television show we all love and hate, “Jersey Shore.”  

We understand that everyone has the tendency to check their phones every few minutes, but when you’re on a date try not to. Truthfully you asked the person on a date you must have somewhat of an interest, that is why you made time for her. If we see you holding your phone checking it so often, then we get that distant feeling of you waiting for an excuse to get the hell out of there. This is why girls say guys are so; rude, untrustworthy, and of course, careless. Do not, and I repeat, do not be late! If you asked us on a date and you come late, guess what is going to happen? We are going to hold it against you for as long as we remember. If we made the effort to get ready three hours in advance, and you just appear late and with a lame excuse, don’t be surprised if we slam the door in your face. We know that guys complain about how woman always “pms” and how we are so complicated, but truthfully we aren’t, we just expect everyone to be as civilized about things as we are.  

Which brings me to one of the most annoying things a guy can do! No girl hints sex on a first date because it goes against all of our rules of, “What not to do with a guy on a first date”. Most girls are self conscious about their body and relationships in general, so the first thing on her mind is, “Oh my god does he like me?” So don’t think you’re lucky just yet, because its rare that a girl wants to jump into sex before they even know where you live. 

Here is a secret; if you are sweet, cute and athletic you are defiantly going to get a second date. The most attractive thing about a guy is; a caring personality. It could even be a turn on, you never know. We hate cancelations, something guys are really good at apparently. It seems like to a guy a planned or agreed on date and time is nothing of importance. Hello, yes it is! We love planning and thinking a week in advance that we are going to see him, and what we’re going to wear, so never cancel! I repeat, never cancel! If you really like her, don’t cancel. We really hate the fact that we can change our entire schedule just to see a guy, but he wouldn’t change a thing. If you actually have a good reason as to canceling, and it’s believable, then possibly you get another chance, otherwise don’t expect us to pick up the phone when you call. 

The last thing which always brings a smile to faces are “perks” or what I like to call; the way to a girls heart. Did a guy ever get hurt or die when he brought chocolates or flowers? Absolutely not. Girls love to know that you are sweet, and old fashioned, it’s always a plus. So if you’re thinking of doing any of the following, just don’t bother pretending to be interested, because boy oh boy does it bug me when someone is fake.  I’m also sure, you don’t like fake people either, so don’t be one.